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The failures of the interwebs

There’s quite a bit of failure on the net today. Here are 4 of those:

1. Facebook Jabber/XMPP chat

They anounced it over a year ago. “Right now we’re building a Jabber/XMPP interface for Facebook Chat“. Facebook had the chance to reach out into the world in a way that no social networking site or community had never done before. And then it went quiet. Facebook; you FAIL.

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2. Digg without OpenID

Considering how long Digg has been around, it’s amazing that they haven’t got OpenID support yet. And seriously, once you get used to OpenID you never look back. Google has pitched in. Yahoo. AIM. They all provide federated login using OpenID together with loads of other websites such as MyOpenID.com, and they all allow you to log in to WordPress, SourceForge, Laconi.ca. Heck, even LadyGaga’s website supports it. But not Digg. And the “Ooops, wrong password” prompt is getting annoying. Digg, you FAIL as well.

UPDATE: You can demand that Digg gets OpenID at http://demand.openid.net/site/digg.com – and just for the heck of it, make sure to Digg your demand about Digg getting OpenID.

3. Internet Explorer

Do I really need to comment on this one? It does to drive-by malware attacks what leaving the doors of your car wide open in the parking lot does to prevent theft. It doesn’t render webpages properly, and a web developer that wants their page to work with all version of Internet Explorer also has to write several versions of the website styles for the different browsers. Not to mention scripting. And Browser Helper Objects (BHO). And ActiveX. And now .Net One-click install.

Internet Explorer is the crackwhore of the Internet. And it won’t stop until it has handed over your credit card details to the bad guys and made sure your computer is stuffed with malware and viruses.

4. SPAM

There should be a law aga… wait a minute, there is! Quite a bit of the spam is sent through hacked servers, or even through hacked computers (see “Internet Explorer” above). And there’s also a pretty high probability that the reason you get all those fancy messages about penis enlargment, replica watches, and online casinos because your MSN Messenger buddy thought that he could win a big screen TV if he let a website log on to his account.

Windows Mobile 6.5: it only took 9 years to get it right… sort of

My TyTn is finally running Windows Mobile 6.5. It’s not a final release version tho, but overall it is working pretty good. Still some things strike me, in both the ‘woot’ and the ‘wtf’ sense of the phrase.

First of all, a few WTFs. It still doesn’t come with a proper MP3 player. Before you say “but it comes with Windows Media Player” I’m gonna state that that’s just the problem. I fired it up, hoping that it would have been upgraded/improved/fixed/left the beta phase, but no. I went ahead and updated my media library, so far so good. Then I went into the library, browsed to “My Music”, and found — besides my music — 30 ringtones and about 20 video clips. The first major WTF here is that my videos are listed in my music library. The second one is that the player still isn’t intelligent enough to filter out ringtones. It scans the music as it’s added, why can’t it just discard all the tracks that are below a certain bitrate? Or below 1 minute? It kinda sucks when every 2nd song played is a friggin ringtone!

Another WTF is regarding the default settings. Both the roms I tried came with “threaded SMS” enabled. What that means is basically that instead of viewing the actual text messages, you view the conversations. And if you’re looking for a message from 3 months ago, you better have the headlight and survival gear ready. Luckily it can be quickly fixed by not just editing but creating a new registry key. Needless to say, Windows Mobile doesn’t come with a registry editor, but that’s a completely different story.An option to change to “normal” SMS mode? Guess Microsoft didn’t think that far…

Okay, a few good things are in there. First of all, it seems like Microsoft has finally realized that “Windows Mobile” is a) generally intended to run on mobile phones, and b) quite a few of those phones have a touch screen. Still, finger friendly hasn’t been on the resume — until now. The new today screen is excellent. And everything supports scrolling by sliding your finger over it. Or well, most of it does. Since most people also have their phones in their pockets, some sort of key lock is normally present in most phones. It took Microsoft 9 years to figure that one out.

Oh, by the way, if you decide to upgrade your phone as well, just keep in mind that Microsoft OneNote Mobile is quite different from the rest of the mobile Office applications. Not like the ugly duckling, but more like that weird cousin that you don’t want to be left alone with. As it turned out, my OneNote documents were never backed up, even though I copied the “My Documents” folder to the memory card before flashing. The reason? Well, when all the other documents go play in the My Documents folder, OneNote decides to hide your notes in the “Application Data” folder. Together with your Internet Explorer cache and all the other stuff that you normally don’t want to nor need to back up.

All in all they have actually done quite well with the new Windows Mobile. But still, get to work and make it so that my Music Player plays my music without interruptions to advertise the latest ringtones!

No Big Brother, I don’t want to take it up the bum-bum :(

Ah, gotta love politics. Especially the kind that strictly follows the “Dummy’s Guide to the Big Brother State”, and “20 steps to disarm the unarmed.”

A perfect example from this is from BBC News, “Plan to monitor all internet use” – which is just as scary as it is unbelievable. Apparently the UK home secretary wants to track all e-mails, phone calls, and internet use, including visits to social network sites. Among the more interesting quotes from that page is this;

But she also said that “doing nothing” in the face of a communications revolution was not an option.

For the sensible few out there, the alarm bells should already be ringing. Note how they refer to it as the “communications revolution”. This is great really, I just wish they had been around for the “condo revolution” to make sure that all apartments came bundled with bugging equipment and cameras. For the love of god.

“Communications data is an essential tool for law enforcement agencies to track murderers, pedophiles, save lives and tackle crime,” Ms Smith said.

We really have become gullible. Or well, at least quite a few of us. The ones that (despite the fact that there has been no serious hijackings after NOR before 9/11) still think that the government is acting for our own good, to keep us safe from terrorists, and therefore should be entitled to strip search anyone trying to board a plane. Add to that that the UK CCTV system can already track you from the point you leave your house (and if they get what they like, even automatically look you up on Facebook based on facial recognition software), all the way through town, and to the airport. Now they also know where you’re going, why you’re going, and they can map your entire route.

And from data you derive statistics. And from statistics you derive anomalies. “Hm, Mr. Doe seems to be buying a whole lot of baking soda. I wonder what that is for”. That is (ridiculously enough) enough to allow the government to get a wiretap on you, because per definition you’re a suspected terrorist. So would I be, in writing this.

But that’s not the scary part. What freaks me out is that the fence is moving closer, and that people just accept it. The UK government has done several things lately that are more than efficient when it comes to giving the government more power, and the people less. The terrorist laws are effectively used by branding everyone who doesn’t agree with their policy as “terrorists”, and like that all their rights has been revoked.

And now they are trying to take over the Internet.

Question: Do you really think that murderers and pedophiles communicate in plain text over the internet?

The obvious answer is NO. You can in 5 minutes time have your e-mail encrypted without no intervention needed (using Enigmail for Thunderbird together with GPG), and the same goes for webpages (over https, secure web connections), and instant messaging (the Jabber standard has the encryption as a core element of the specification, and other layers have been added on top of it, such as PGP encryption and Off-the-record messaging).

So keeping you safe is not hard. Breaking the encryption that is active on your communication tho is harder.

So, assuming you got the ability to think on your own, and answered “Hell no”! to the above question, I’ve got a followup question for you;

Question: Who do you think will get stuck in the governments surveillance net?

Before I answer this question, here’s a clue

If encrypted traffic can not be easily decrypted with todays technology in such a way that it can be done on a large scale basis, what traffic will be understandable to the “sniffers”?

Bingo. We’re talking about grandmother’s pie recipes, your kid doing research about soccer hooligans on the internet, the latest gossip on Facebook, the newspapers you read online, what articles you read in the newspapers online, the forums you visit.

So basically the outcome here is that everybody will be monitored except for the criminals. And people are OK with that. That is scary.

And for those of you that are thinking “but, can’t they do SOMETHING to get to the criminals?” the short answer would be no. The UK has already got a law that orders you to share your encryption keys with the government if they ask for them, or you will get thrown in jail for two years. Which is also scary. First of all, by it being used on normal people. You encrypt something because it’s important to you, and because you don’t want other people to see it. Such as the nude vacation photos of your ex. And here is a law that demands that you reveal these pictures to the government if they ask you to.

Also, we have the guys that ripped of loads of credit cards (we’re talking several million dollars) and upon the police busting them they zapped most of their equipment with a quick-switch to set off strong electro magnets. The rest of it? Tightly encrypted. The sentence if they gave up the encryption key? More than 2 years. Did they give it up? Hell no.

Or, you could go as far as France, in completely banning encryption.

The only thing that is efficient here is proper police work. Do not believe for a second that the number of rapists or murderers that get busted due to your grandmother getting wiretapped will increase. Because it won’t.

What all of this has in common is that it makes the people the victims. The people with nothing to hide are gonna be the ones without privacy. And that’s just plain wrong.

Drug Wars — or How to shoot yourself in the foot

Politicians are retards. Nothing new there, I mean, that’s a fact that most people agree on. However, on some topics they are beyond retarded. Allowing propaganda and false beliefs to take precedence over reality.

The war on drug is one of these topics, at least here in Sweden. When the rest of the world is starting to open their eyes, the swedes stand firm in their belief that everything that they don’t like can be exterminated by criminalization and a good spank by the authorities.

Harm reduction is a key concept in all this, which I’m a firm believer of. I like to see myself as a person with a logical view of things, and I don’t see things in black and white.

The things that the opponents state are close to ridiculous and they have a tendency to fall (at least for the sake of argumentation) on their own stupidity:

We oppose so-called `harm reduction´ strategies as endpoints that promote the false notion that there are safe or responsible ways to use drugs. That is, strategies in which the primary goal is to enable drug users to maintain addictive, destructive, and compulsive behavior by misleading users about some drug risks while ignoring others.

(Quoted from the Wikipedia article about Harm Reduction)

What these flaming morons say here is basically that they think you are too stupid to make proper decisions in your life, such as “I don’t think I need another beer tonite”, or “Hm, I had a drink earlier so I should probably not get in the car yet.” If these retards didn’t have their head stuck so far up their arses they would realize that there are responsible ways to use drugs.

What I’m getting at is that the definition of ‘Drug’ is a pretty wide one. Butane gas could be considered a drug. However, everybody knows that it’s very likely to kill you if you try it. Alcohol is just as much a drug, as is nicotine, caffeine, cannabis, etc. Nicotine itself could kill you if someone dipped the tip of a pen in it and “stabbed” you with it. So it’s safe to state here that different drugs have different dangers and different doses. Some are safe, some are less safe. And in all honesty I would personally place cannabis on the safe side and alcohol on the harmful side in this equation, but from their point of view alcohol isn’t even included.

Tobacco and alcohol together account for about 90 percent of all drug-related deaths in the U.K. Yet both of those substances are legal. In the United States, a study published in the journal of the American Medical Association in 2000 shows that 95 percent of drug-related deaths in the United States are from alcohol and tobacco use.

Harm reduction isn’t about “enabling drug users to maintain destructive behavior”, since that is the definition of abuse, and that need to be dealt with. This is universal, no matter if a person has a problem with alcohol, cannabis, gambling, or sex, abuse is never a good thing. Harm reduction helps from this aspect, by allowing the people that do have problems to get the help they need.

It furthermore isn’t about “misleading users about some drug risks while ignoring others”. Ironically, this is exactly what is going on today with the zero tolerance method applied in the less evolved parts of the world.

Here, have a few beers, go get drunk, and then spend the rest of the night acting like an idiot, breaking windows, and stirring fights with random people. If you’re lucky you make it home to your bed before you pass out, but that’s ok, you know. Because, it’s alcohol! It’s a industrial solvent, but still, it’s legal so go ahead. But don’t you dare stay home with your friends in front of the XBOX with a joint, because that’s bad!” — If that is not misleading, I don’t know what is.

About 22000 deaths in Great Britain each year are attributed to alcohol. That is just fatalities, not counting the lives ruined either by alcoholism, rape, abuse, or violence. Now, to tilt the wheel a bit;

Scientific medical research has actually demonstrated that the moderate consumption of alcohol is associated with better cognitive (thinking and reasoning) skills and memory than is abstaining from alcohol. Moderate drinking doesn’t kill brain cells but helps the brain function better into old age. Studies around the world involving many thousands of people report this finding.

(Quoted from Does Drinking Alcohol kill Brain Cells?)

What I’m trying to explain with all this is that the world isn’t black and white. It’s the abuse that is dangerous, not the use. We will make it much further with information than we ever will with prohibition. You can’t stop people from doing what they want and what they like, and reading my little statement above regarding getting drunk and violent, the first thought to fly through your head was (hopefully) “but I don’t do that! I can drink sensibly!”. And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the thin red line between use and abuse.

Also add to this the fact that whenever something becomes illegal, the criminals take over since there are great profits to make from it. There are numerous examples of this in history and the present. Look for example at the US alcohol prohibition, the “ban” of prostitution in Sweden, and the “war” against Christiania in the Danish capital of Copenhagen. Alcohol prohibition not only increased the drinking, and actually caused deaths due to the secrecy of the alcohol joints, but it also made the mafia rise around it.

The same thing is happening in Denmark now, with gangs fighting in the streets (yes, they are actually shooting each other, at a quite alarming rate) to keep their “cannabis turfs”. In Christiania you could actually buy your cannabis, and I don’t believe there were any gun fights there either. But it was closed down, and the criminals took over. The market was moved from the white (and controlled) to the black (and criminal). The same goes for prostitution, that has now more or less completely vanished from the radar. It’s there tho, and it’s bigger and nastier than ever. Human trafficking, drug abuse, and violence follows in its path.

We need to put an end to the war on drugs, and start spreading unbiased information. You can’t stop people from drinking or taking drugs, but you can inform them about the risks. If people know what heroin does to the body, they are less likely to end up with a needle in their arms. Instead, the kids of today are told in school that cannabis leads to psychosis, rape, violence, and drug induced frenzies (also known as “reefer madness”). However, upon realizing that cannabis in most cases lead to exciting conversations in front of the TV, that quite a few of their friends smoke, and that neither of them are convicted rapists or psychotic blood thirsty gang members, the cannabis “warnings” is (properly) discarded as propaganda. And this plants a seed of doubt in their minds; “What else is propaganda of what I’ve been told?”

A Swedish website was set up a few years ago, with the name “Drugs is poo”. It cost the taxpayers ridiculous amounts of money to make, and as for why you should say no to cannabis they stated something like “1. It is illegal, and 2. You can get busted”. And the users tend to agree. The source of cannabis induced paranoia stems from the fact that it is illegal. Needless to say, another site appeared just a few days after the release of the first one named “Drugs are Nice” (wordplay of “Bajs” (poo) vs “Najs” (nice)) that actually included facts, links to research and reports, and that didn’t contain a single line that wasn’t verifiable from other sources.

So stop seeing the world as black and white. Stop separating the “legal drugs” and the “illegal drugs”, and start looking at the actual research done on them. And for the record, I’m not pro banning of alcohol, I’m pro informing about the dangers of alcohol. And I’m pro sensible alcohol use. Give people enough information to make their own sensible decisions, and most of them will. The rest will get stuck in something, be it alcohol, cannabis, gambling, or sex – it doesn’t matter. It’s in their personality, not in whatever they get stuck on.

I’m walking on a limb with this post. I’m taking a chance when I vent these opinions, but please, if you want to bash me for it read it again. I’m not propagating for neither use nor abuse in this post. I’m just stating that there is a difference between the two, and that everybody should have the right to make their own choice based on facts. You might think that alcohol is not for you, but that doesn’t give you the right to deny other people from drinking. Or smoking.