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The failures of the interwebs

There’s quite a bit of failure on the net today. Here are 4 of those:

1. Facebook Jabber/XMPP chat

They anounced it over a year ago. “Right now we’re building a Jabber/XMPP interface for Facebook Chat“. Facebook had the chance to reach out into the world in a way that no social networking site or community had never done before. And then it went quiet. Facebook; you FAIL.

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2. Digg without OpenID

Considering how long Digg has been around, it’s amazing that they haven’t got OpenID support yet. And seriously, once you get used to OpenID you never look back. Google has pitched in. Yahoo. AIM. They all provide federated login using OpenID together with loads of other websites such as MyOpenID.com, and they all allow you to log in to Wordpress, SourceForge, Laconi.ca. Heck, even LadyGaga’s website supports it. But not Digg. And the “Ooops, wrong password” prompt is getting annoying. Digg, you FAIL as well.

UPDATE: You can demand that Digg gets OpenID at http://demand.openid.net/site/digg.com – and just for the heck of it, make sure to Digg your demand about Digg getting OpenID.

3. Internet Explorer

Do I really need to comment on this one? It does to drive-by malware attacks what leaving the doors of your car wide open in the parking lot does to prevent theft. It doesn’t render webpages properly, and a web developer that wants their page to work with all version of Internet Explorer also has to write several versions of the website styles for the different browsers. Not to mention scripting. And Browser Helper Objects (BHO). And ActiveX. And now .Net One-click install.

Internet Explorer is the crackwhore of the Internet. And it won’t stop until it has handed over your credit card details to the bad guys and made sure your computer is stuffed with malware and viruses.

4. SPAM

There should be a law aga… wait a minute, there is! Quite a bit of the spam is sent through hacked servers, or even through hacked computers (see “Internet Explorer” above). And there’s also a pretty high probability that the reason you get all those fancy messages about penis enlargment, replica watches, and online casinos because your MSN Messenger buddy thought that he could win a big screen TV if he let a website log on to his account.

I got you patented, motherfucker!

I couldn’t help but to laugh. Fractus S.A is actually sueing Samsung, LG, RIM, Pantech, Kyocera, Palm, HTC, Sharp, UTScarcom and Sanyo for infringing on nine of their patents. What’s this all about then? Antennas! That’s right, Fractus is apparently a pioneer in developing internal antennas for cellphones.

Fractus holds over 80 patents worldwide, including over 30 United States patents.  “We are grateful that Fractus has chosen us to represent them in enforcing these patents,” said Max Tribble of Susman Godfrey L.L.P., lead lawyer for Fractus.  “It is very brave of Fractus to fight against these cell phone companies, many of whom knew about Fractus and its technology yet still continued to infringe.  Fractus’s inventions have added tremendous value to both the cell phone user and manufacturer.”

Patents were intended to promote, not prevent. By patenting and disclosing your invention, it would be put to public use, but you would keep the title and credit as being the inventor. Today it’s used to make money by patenting chemical formulas and pushing the prices through the roof, like we just recently witnessed with the swine flu vaccine. It’s used to take care of the competition in IT, by stating “oops, it seems that your fancy little product there infringes on one of our patents. so you can either pay us $$$ or we will see you in court”. And the outcome is often the acquisition of the little company by the big one.

It’s amazing how stupid mankind is at times.

Windows Mobile 6.5: it only took 9 years to get it right… sort of

My TyTn is finally running Windows Mobile 6.5. It’s not a final release version tho, but overall it is working pretty good. Still some things strike me, in both the ‘woot’ and the ‘wtf’ sense of the phrase.

First of all, a few WTFs. It still doesn’t come with a proper MP3 player. Before you say “but it comes with Windows Media Player” I’m gonna state that that’s just the problem. I fired it up, hoping that it would have been upgraded/improved/fixed/left the beta phase, but no. I went ahead and updated my media library, so far so good. Then I went into the library, browsed to “My Music”, and found — besides my music — 30 ringtones and about 20 video clips. The first major WTF here is that my videos are listed in my music library. The second one is that the player still isn’t intelligent enough to filter out ringtones. It scans the music as it’s added, why can’t it just discard all the tracks that are below a certain bitrate? Or below 1 minute? It kinda sucks when every 2nd song played is a friggin ringtone!

Another WTF is regarding the default settings. Both the roms I tried came with “threaded SMS” enabled. What that means is basically that instead of viewing the actual text messages, you view the conversations. And if you’re looking for a message from 3 months ago, you better have the headlight and survival gear ready. Luckily it can be quickly fixed by not just editing but creating a new registry key. Needless to say, Windows Mobile doesn’t come with a registry editor, but that’s a completely different story.An option to change to “normal” SMS mode? Guess Microsoft didn’t think that far…

Okay, a few good things are in there. First of all, it seems like Microsoft has finally realized that “Windows Mobile” is a) generally intended to run on mobile phones, and b) quite a few of those phones have a touch screen. Still, finger friendly hasn’t been on the resume — until now. The new today screen is excellent. And everything supports scrolling by sliding your finger over it. Or well, most of it does. Since most people also have their phones in their pockets, some sort of key lock is normally present in most phones. It took Microsoft 9 years to figure that one out.

Oh, by the way, if you decide to upgrade your phone as well, just keep in mind that Microsoft OneNote Mobile is quite different from the rest of the mobile Office applications. Not like the ugly duckling, but more like that weird cousin that you don’t want to be left alone with. As it turned out, my OneNote documents were never backed up, even though I copied the “My Documents” folder to the memory card before flashing. The reason? Well, when all the other documents go play in the My Documents folder, OneNote decides to hide your notes in the “Application Data” folder. Together with your Internet Explorer cache and all the other stuff that you normally don’t want to nor need to back up.

All in all they have actually done quite well with the new Windows Mobile. But still, get to work and make it so that my Music Player plays my music without interruptions to advertise the latest ringtones!

So tired of Windows

Some of you already know that I’m running a dual system setup at home. I have a Windows box (running Windows XP SP1 on a 1.6GHz Celeron with 2GB  of ram and a 17″ CRT) and a Linux box (running Ubuntu 9.04 on a 1GHz Pentium III with 640MB of ram and a 15″ LCD). However, the Windows system is barely used these days.

I’ve come to quite enjoy the Linux way of life (which is far more superior and modern than Windows will ever be), and as a result my Windows box has slowly been linuxified. I have always had the GNU toolset installed on my Windows machines (that is, the command line utilities that are standard in any Linux/UNIX setup), but I have recently also extended it with Cygwin as well as a few other tools that allows the Windows box to actually play along with my Linux setups (I have two Linux servers running as well).

The most obvious thing about Linux, and also the “feature” I enjoy the most is without a doubt the fact that it’s more or less “borderless”. It doesn’t matter where a program is, or where a file is, or for that matter where an entire drive is — wherever you are it is accessible to you right away.

I spent hours trying to get the Windows file sharing to work. However, Windows just wouldn’t let me log in nor mount any of my shares over the network. So, I set up the Cygwin SSH server (something Windows has always been lacking — it comes with a TELNET server tho, but that should be considered more of a security hole than a feature, especially since it’s unencrypted) and like that I could instantly access all my Windows drives from the Linux box. All my files, all my music, instantly available over the network using FUSE (so called “user space file system drivers”, another thing that Windows has always been lacking).

Linux is far superior Windows. It works. It works well. And it works like I want it to. I chuckled a lot to the latest episode of “Security Now” where Steve Gibson stated that “Windows is a steaming pile of crap.” – Well said!

Drug Wars — or How to shoot yourself in the foot

Politicians are retards. Nothing new there, I mean, that’s a fact that most people agree on. However, on some topics they are beyond retarded. Allowing propaganda and false beliefs to take precedence over reality.

The war on drug is one of these topics, at least here in Sweden. When the rest of the world is starting to open their eyes, the swedes stand firm in their belief that everything that they don’t like can be exterminated by criminalization and a good spank by the authorities.

Harm reduction is a key concept in all this, which I’m a firm believer of. I like to see myself as a person with a logical view of things, and I don’t see things in black and white.

The things that the opponents state are close to ridiculous and they have a tendency to fall (at least for the sake of argumentation) on their own stupidity:

We oppose so-called `harm reduction´ strategies as endpoints that promote the false notion that there are safe or responsible ways to use drugs. That is, strategies in which the primary goal is to enable drug users to maintain addictive, destructive, and compulsive behavior by misleading users about some drug risks while ignoring others.

(Quoted from the Wikipedia article about Harm Reduction)

What these flaming morons say here is basically that they think you are too stupid to make proper decisions in your life, such as “I don’t think I need another beer tonite”, or “Hm, I had a drink earlier so I should probably not get in the car yet.” If these retards didn’t have their head stuck so far up their arses they would realize that there are responsible ways to use drugs.

What I’m getting at is that the definition of ‘Drug’ is a pretty wide one. Butane gas could be considered a drug. However, everybody knows that it’s very likely to kill you if you try it. Alcohol is just as much a drug, as is nicotine, caffeine, cannabis, etc. Nicotine itself could kill you if someone dipped the tip of a pen in it and “stabbed” you with it. So it’s safe to state here that different drugs have different dangers and different doses. Some are safe, some are less safe. And in all honesty I would personally place cannabis on the safe side and alcohol on the harmful side in this equation, but from their point of view alcohol isn’t even included.

Tobacco and alcohol together account for about 90 percent of all drug-related deaths in the U.K. Yet both of those substances are legal. In the United States, a study published in the journal of the American Medical Association in 2000 shows that 95 percent of drug-related deaths in the United States are from alcohol and tobacco use.

Harm reduction isn’t about “enabling drug users to maintain destructive behavior”, since that is the definition of abuse, and that need to be dealt with. This is universal, no matter if a person has a problem with alcohol, cannabis, gambling, or sex, abuse is never a good thing. Harm reduction helps from this aspect, by allowing the people that do have problems to get the help they need.

It furthermore isn’t about “misleading users about some drug risks while ignoring others”. Ironically, this is exactly what is going on today with the zero tolerance method applied in the less evolved parts of the world.

Here, have a few beers, go get drunk, and then spend the rest of the night acting like an idiot, breaking windows, and stirring fights with random people. If you’re lucky you make it home to your bed before you pass out, but that’s ok, you know. Because, it’s alcohol! It’s a industrial solvent, but still, it’s legal so go ahead. But don’t you dare stay home with your friends in front of the XBOX with a joint, because that’s bad!” — If that is not misleading, I don’t know what is.

About 22000 deaths in Great Britain each year are attributed to alcohol. That is just fatalities, not counting the lives ruined either by alcoholism, rape, abuse, or violence. Now, to tilt the wheel a bit;

Scientific medical research has actually demonstrated that the moderate consumption of alcohol is associated with better cognitive (thinking and reasoning) skills and memory than is abstaining from alcohol. Moderate drinking doesn’t kill brain cells but helps the brain function better into old age. Studies around the world involving many thousands of people report this finding.

(Quoted from Does Drinking Alcohol kill Brain Cells?)

What I’m trying to explain with all this is that the world isn’t black and white. It’s the abuse that is dangerous, not the use. We will make it much further with information than we ever will with prohibition. You can’t stop people from doing what they want and what they like, and reading my little statement above regarding getting drunk and violent, the first thought to fly through your head was (hopefully) “but I don’t do that! I can drink sensibly!”. And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the thin red line between use and abuse.

Also add to this the fact that whenever something becomes illegal, the criminals take over since there are great profits to make from it. There are numerous examples of this in history and the present. Look for example at the US alcohol prohibition, the “ban” of prostitution in Sweden, and the “war” against Christiania in the Danish capital of Copenhagen. Alcohol prohibition not only increased the drinking, and actually caused deaths due to the secrecy of the alcohol joints, but it also made the mafia rise around it.

The same thing is happening in Denmark now, with gangs fighting in the streets (yes, they are actually shooting each other, at a quite alarming rate) to keep their “cannabis turfs”. In Christiania you could actually buy your cannabis, and I don’t believe there were any gun fights there either. But it was closed down, and the criminals took over. The market was moved from the white (and controlled) to the black (and criminal). The same goes for prostitution, that has now more or less completely vanished from the radar. It’s there tho, and it’s bigger and nastier than ever. Human trafficking, drug abuse, and violence follows in its path.

We need to put an end to the war on drugs, and start spreading unbiased information. You can’t stop people from drinking or taking drugs, but you can inform them about the risks. If people know what heroin does to the body, they are less likely to end up with a needle in their arms. Instead, the kids of today are told in school that cannabis leads to psychosis, rape, violence, and drug induced frenzies (also known as “reefer madness”). However, upon realizing that cannabis in most cases lead to exciting conversations in front of the TV, that quite a few of their friends smoke, and that neither of them are convicted rapists or psychotic blood thirsty gang members, the cannabis “warnings” is (properly) discarded as propaganda. And this plants a seed of doubt in their minds; “What else is propaganda of what I’ve been told?”

A Swedish website was set up a few years ago, with the name “Drugs is poo”. It cost the taxpayers ridiculous amounts of money to make, and as for why you should say no to cannabis they stated something like “1. It is illegal, and 2. You can get busted”. And the users tend to agree. The source of cannabis induced paranoia stems from the fact that it is illegal. Needless to say, another site appeared just a few days after the release of the first one named “Drugs are Nice” (wordplay of “Bajs” (poo) vs “Najs” (nice)) that actually included facts, links to research and reports, and that didn’t contain a single line that wasn’t verifiable from other sources.

So stop seeing the world as black and white. Stop separating the “legal drugs” and the “illegal drugs”, and start looking at the actual research done on them. And for the record, I’m not pro banning of alcohol, I’m pro informing about the dangers of alcohol. And I’m pro sensible alcohol use. Give people enough information to make their own sensible decisions, and most of them will. The rest will get stuck in something, be it alcohol, cannabis, gambling, or sex – it doesn’t matter. It’s in their personality, not in whatever they get stuck on.

I’m walking on a limb with this post. I’m taking a chance when I vent these opinions, but please, if you want to bash me for it read it again. I’m not propagating for neither use nor abuse in this post. I’m just stating that there is a difference between the two, and that everybody should have the right to make their own choice based on facts. You might think that alcohol is not for you, but that doesn’t give you the right to deny other people from drinking. Or smoking.

Attack of the killer soap dispensers

Grr. I hate it when life decides to slap you around, apparently just for fun. Such as “the attack of household apparels” (I still remember the lunatic toaster that declared me an enemy combatant and instead of providing me with my properly toasted slices of bread decided to fire two lumps of burning coal at me) or “revenge of the door” (that decided to in response to your quite aggressive method of opening it to swing back right at you).

Well, I just got attacked by the liquid soap dispenser. It had somehow became aware of its superpowers overnight, and upon my hand approaching it went all Chuck Norris on me and … well let’s just say I’ve seen squirt guns that didn’t reach as far. So, instead of just ending up with a clean pair of hands, I also ended up with a soap-covered wall.

Oh the joys of life.

On a sidenote, Dollhouse just started its first season on TV. Written by Joss Whedon, creator and head writer of the well-known shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Firefly, it shows some potential but it’s off to a slow start. Never been a fan of neither Buffy nor Angel, but what the heck.

Don’t spam me… I KILL JO!

Jesus christ. MSN has gone nuts these last few days. Got bombarded with spam about random crap, and actually about 50 messages in a row telling me to go to a page to view pictures. Got curious, and used wget (it’s like a web browser, without the browsing part. you just download stuff) and apparently that page did nothing but send the user a program file.

So apparently people click a page for pictures, instead of getting a page they get a program, so they go ahead and download and run it. Amazing.

Don’t know what’s worse. People actually clicking (and running) that stuff, or MSN being so easily exploited. Thank god for jabber :p

You bastards!

The fifth season of Boston Legal was apparently the last. You bastards! I’ve always enjoyed watching that show. Alan Shore was just magnificent in it, always bashing away in a classic David vs. Goliath fashin — the little man against the big mofos. And seriously, Denny Crane… Denny Crane… Denny Crane… the name doesn’t grow old. Gun crazed and suffering from mad cow he never ceased to amaze.

In all, Boston Legal has just been an awesome journey, and it just sucks that it’s over. Bastards!

Multitasking

The statement “you men can’t multitask” is getting quite old. It’s a well known fact that men excel at multitasking! Or well, I guess i should say most men. It’s another well known fact that quite a few men don’t have a big enough brain to fit anything but beer, peanuts, and football. But that’s a completely different topic :p

Of course it depends on what you are doing at the moment, but that’s somewhat obvious. If you are carrying a sofa, it’s a bit hard to stop to pick up your cellphone and make a call. On the other hand — in a possibly very geeky fashion — I always use two computers at home; my Windows box (still running XP SP1) and my Linux box (running Ubuntu 8.10). And it’s quite rare to see me with just one window open.

Men can multitask. Women, on the other hand… Well, when was the last time you heard “Not now, I’m cooking”? :p

Yawn…

yawn

Tired. Headache. And nothing good to watch :p

Watched Far Cry a few days ago, yet another one of Uwe Boll’s masterpieces. Although I would never ever pay to watch it, it still wasn’t as horrible as expected. Sure, it was mostly a catastrophy, but as with all Uwe’s works there was something slightly amusing about it. On the topic of brainless zombies, Resident Evil: Degeneration was well produced, but slightly boring.  Hm.

I want more classic zombie action. Oh, and while I’m at it, more classic zombie humor! Like Shaun Of The Dead – that movie is a pleasure to watch in every way.