And here it is, the official list of the 10 things you will never ever hear me say.

1. ” But seriously, Internet Explorer is WAY better! “
2. ” Wow, my new MacBook^TM is so hottttttt! “
3. ” Well, Bob. I thinkI’ll take ‘Melody Club’ for 500. “
4. ” I’ve had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! “
5. ” Friggin hell, not summer again! I wanted more snow… “
6. ” No officer, I have never seen this bag before in my life “
7. ” If this is a loaded gun? Depends. May I hold it against you? “
8. ” Wooohay! Eurovision Song Contest!!!!! “
9. ” Oh, and pick up some Pepsi on the way back “
10. ” Evolution? Pff, do you believe in those fairytales? “

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