Noccy goes Dog Show

It’s not a typo. I’m actually at a dog show somewhere in the north of Värmland (the place is called Ransäter). I was kidnapped this morning (or rather Scotty volunteered me for the assignment) after spending an evening at his place having a few beers and watching a movie. So I’ve been up since 8 this morning, Scotty has fallen asleep, and I’m just being a happy camper in our tent overseeing the dog shows (and writing this) as Bianca is off with one of the three dogs at another ring. The sun is breaking through now after hours of rain, and it actually feels quite good to be out in the fresh air, surrounded by dogs. And dogs. And a few more dogs.

Going to put away the laptop before we get hit by any more rain.

On a sidenote, just had two tiny something something fighting. It sounded like a bunch of chipmunks gone bonkers. Crazy awesome :p

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Audacious + G15 = Pleasure

The sound isn’t tho. And the display comes out a bit dim, but still. Just searched the repository for “G15″ and found the G15daemon-audacious plugin.

On a sidenote, does anyone have any idea if I need a microphone preamp if I add a microphone connector to my AHD-200? Not replacing but rather overriding the internal microphone when plugged in. Please http://forums.chillat.net/topic/mic-preamp-in-dv-camera”>let me know before I accidentally break the poor thing :p

Tutorials

I’ve put together a bunch of tutorials (two so far, but I have a feeling more are coming) on the chillat.net forums. The first one covers the topic of HDR Photography and the second one gives you a quick introduction to creating Vector Logos in Inkscape.

Warp over to the forum and take a look!

Save the Internet!

Lots of things have happened on the Internet lately. And I’ve been kinda quiet. Maintaining the Chillat.net network takes up quite a bit of time. Anyways, first of all Opera has reinvented the Web with Opera Unite. I’ll leave it open to discussion whether this is good or bad, but my $0.05 is that letting content get pulled from a users system in the fashion that’s being done here is never a good idea. Especially not if you’re targeting users, with lesser operating systems like Windows Vista.

Microsoft Australia has also apparently figured out that IE8 isn’t quite as interesting as they were hoping it would be. They have therefor set up a competition on Twitter where you can win $10,000 AUD if you find the magic hidden page that you can only see if you’re using Internet Explorer 8. Way to go.

Hopefully not too many sane users will downgrade to IE8 for this.

The failures of the interwebs

There’s quite a bit of failure on the net today. Here are 4 of those:

1. Facebook Jabber/XMPP chat

They anounced it over a year ago. “Right now we’re building a Jabber/XMPP interface for Facebook Chat“. Facebook had the chance to reach out into the world in a way that no social networking site or community had never done before. And then it went quiet. Facebook; you FAIL.

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2. Digg without OpenID

Considering how long Digg has been around, it’s amazing that they haven’t got OpenID support yet. And seriously, once you get used to OpenID you never look back. Google has pitched in. Yahoo. AIM. They all provide federated login using OpenID together with loads of other websites such as MyOpenID.com, and they all allow you to log in to Wordpress, SourceForge, Laconi.ca. Heck, even LadyGaga’s website supports it. But not Digg. And the “Ooops, wrong password” prompt is getting annoying. Digg, you FAIL as well.

UPDATE: You can demand that Digg gets OpenID at http://demand.openid.net/site/digg.com – and just for the heck of it, make sure to Digg your demand about Digg getting OpenID.

3. Internet Explorer

Do I really need to comment on this one? It does to drive-by malware attacks what leaving the doors of your car wide open in the parking lot does to prevent theft. It doesn’t render webpages properly, and a web developer that wants their page to work with all version of Internet Explorer also has to write several versions of the website styles for the different browsers. Not to mention scripting. And Browser Helper Objects (BHO). And ActiveX. And now .Net One-click install.

Internet Explorer is the crackwhore of the Internet. And it won’t stop until it has handed over your credit card details to the bad guys and made sure your computer is stuffed with malware and viruses.

4. SPAM

There should be a law aga… wait a minute, there is! Quite a bit of the spam is sent through hacked servers, or even through hacked computers (see “Internet Explorer” above). And there’s also a pretty high probability that the reason you get all those fancy messages about penis enlargment, replica watches, and online casinos because your MSN Messenger buddy thought that he could win a big screen TV if he let a website log on to his account.

Ten things you will never hear me say

And here it is, the official list of the 10 things you will never ever hear me say.

  1. ” But seriously, Internet Explorer is WAY better! “
  2. ” Wow, my new MacBookTM is so hottttttt! “
  3. ” Well, Bob. I thinkI’ll take ‘Melody Club’ for 500. “
  4. ” I’ve had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! “
  5. ” Friggin hell, not summer again! I wanted more snow… “
  6. ” No officer, I have never seen this bag before in my life “
  7. ” If this is a loaded gun? Depends. May I hold it against you? “
  8. ” Wooohay! Eurovision Song Contest!!!!! “
  9. ” Oh, and pick up some Pepsi on the way back “
  10. ” Evolution? Pff, do you believe in those fairytales? “

Feel free to comment.

I got you patented, motherfucker!

I couldn’t help but to laugh. Fractus S.A is actually sueing Samsung, LG, RIM, Pantech, Kyocera, Palm, HTC, Sharp, UTScarcom and Sanyo for infringing on nine of their patents. What’s this all about then? Antennas! That’s right, Fractus is apparently a pioneer in developing internal antennas for cellphones.

Fractus holds over 80 patents worldwide, including over 30 United States patents.  “We are grateful that Fractus has chosen us to represent them in enforcing these patents,” said Max Tribble of Susman Godfrey L.L.P., lead lawyer for Fractus.  “It is very brave of Fractus to fight against these cell phone companies, many of whom knew about Fractus and its technology yet still continued to infringe.  Fractus’s inventions have added tremendous value to both the cell phone user and manufacturer.”

Patents were intended to promote, not prevent. By patenting and disclosing your invention, it would be put to public use, but you would keep the title and credit as being the inventor. Today it’s used to make money by patenting chemical formulas and pushing the prices through the roof, like we just recently witnessed with the swine flu vaccine. It’s used to take care of the competition in IT, by stating “oops, it seems that your fancy little product there infringes on one of our patents. so you can either pay us $$$ or we will see you in court”. And the outcome is often the acquisition of the little company by the big one.

It’s amazing how stupid mankind is at times.

Back to school?

Yup, I’ve actually been thinking about it. Not what you would think tho. I’ve actually kinda been thinking about lawschool. I mean, for those of you who have read all my various posts on various topics know I rant quite a bit about things. Quite a few of you have also told me that you agree with what I’m saying, that I actually have a point. Things are really messed up in todays society, and I don’t know, perhaps I would be able to make a change. Achieve something good.

We live in a world where the laws are formulated not by poiticians, but the people with the biggest pockets. As long as you can throw money around, there’s good hope that you will be able to come up with some ridiculous law, and that you can then turn that law into some sort of “catch all”, much like what we’ve seen in the trials against The Pirate Bay, as well as the fancy Anti-terror laws that are used for the purpose of violating your privacy without suspicion. It’s no longer about what the law says. It’s about how you shape reality to match the law in question. And that is just wrong.

So, perhaps I would be able to make a change, and actually get to fight for what I think is right. I’m gonna pull a Martin L. here and wrap this post up with the following statement.

I have a dream. A dream of a world where the person matters. Where the person has rights, not only to say what they think, but also to do what they want and what they believe in. A world where the police exists for the purpose of keeping you safe, and not to prey on you for something a chosen few think is wrong. A world where the people set the rules, and where your life IS your life. A world where you are considered to be more than just an immoral number, and where we, the people can say “Stop! This is not what we want!” and be heard. I have a dream.

Maybe some day :)

Windows Mobile 6.5: it only took 9 years to get it right… sort of

My TyTn is finally running Windows Mobile 6.5. It’s not a final release version tho, but overall it is working pretty good. Still some things strike me, in both the ‘woot’ and the ‘wtf’ sense of the phrase.

First of all, a few WTFs. It still doesn’t come with a proper MP3 player. Before you say “but it comes with Windows Media Player” I’m gonna state that that’s just the problem. I fired it up, hoping that it would have been upgraded/improved/fixed/left the beta phase, but no. I went ahead and updated my media library, so far so good. Then I went into the library, browsed to “My Music”, and found — besides my music — 30 ringtones and about 20 video clips. The first major WTF here is that my videos are listed in my music library. The second one is that the player still isn’t intelligent enough to filter out ringtones. It scans the music as it’s added, why can’t it just discard all the tracks that are below a certain bitrate? Or below 1 minute? It kinda sucks when every 2nd song played is a friggin ringtone!

Another WTF is regarding the default settings. Both the roms I tried came with “threaded SMS” enabled. What that means is basically that instead of viewing the actual text messages, you view the conversations. And if you’re looking for a message from 3 months ago, you better have the headlight and survival gear ready. Luckily it can be quickly fixed by not just editing but creating a new registry key. Needless to say, Windows Mobile doesn’t come with a registry editor, but that’s a completely different story.An option to change to “normal” SMS mode? Guess Microsoft didn’t think that far…

Okay, a few good things are in there. First of all, it seems like Microsoft has finally realized that “Windows Mobile” is a) generally intended to run on mobile phones, and b) quite a few of those phones have a touch screen. Still, finger friendly hasn’t been on the resume — until now. The new today screen is excellent. And everything supports scrolling by sliding your finger over it. Or well, most of it does. Since most people also have their phones in their pockets, some sort of key lock is normally present in most phones. It took Microsoft 9 years to figure that one out.

Oh, by the way, if you decide to upgrade your phone as well, just keep in mind that Microsoft OneNote Mobile is quite different from the rest of the mobile Office applications. Not like the ugly duckling, but more like that weird cousin that you don’t want to be left alone with. As it turned out, my OneNote documents were never backed up, even though I copied the “My Documents” folder to the memory card before flashing. The reason? Well, when all the other documents go play in the My Documents folder, OneNote decides to hide your notes in the “Application Data” folder. Together with your Internet Explorer cache and all the other stuff that you normally don’t want to nor need to back up.

All in all they have actually done quite well with the new Windows Mobile. But still, get to work and make it so that my Music Player plays my music without interruptions to advertise the latest ringtones!

No Big Brother, I don’t want to take it up the bum-bum :(

Ah, gotta love politics. Especially the kind that strictly follows the “Dummy’s Guide to the Big Brother State”, and “20 steps to disarm the unarmed.”

A perfect example from this is from BBC News, “Plan to monitor all internet use” – which is just as scary as it is unbelievable. Apparently the UK home secretary wants to track all e-mails, phone calls, and internet use, including visits to social network sites. Among the more interesting quotes from that page is this;

But she also said that “doing nothing” in the face of a communications revolution was not an option.

For the sensible few out there, the alarm bells should already be ringing. Note how they refer to it as the “communications revolution”. This is great really, I just wish they had been around for the “condo revolution” to make sure that all apartments came bundled with bugging equipment and cameras. For the love of god.

“Communications data is an essential tool for law enforcement agencies to track murderers, pedophiles, save lives and tackle crime,” Ms Smith said.

We really have become gullible. Or well, at least quite a few of us. The ones that (despite the fact that there has been no serious hijackings after NOR before 9/11) still think that the government is acting for our own good, to keep us safe from terrorists, and therefore should be entitled to strip search anyone trying to board a plane. Add to that that the UK CCTV system can already track you from the point you leave your house (and if they get what they like, even automatically look you up on Facebook based on facial recognition software), all the way through town, and to the airport. Now they also know where you’re going, why you’re going, and they can map your entire route.

And from data you derive statistics. And from statistics you derive anomalies. “Hm, Mr. Doe seems to be buying a whole lot of baking soda. I wonder what that is for”. That is (ridiculously enough) enough to allow the government to get a wiretap on you, because per definition you’re a suspected terrorist. So would I be, in writing this.

But that’s not the scary part. What freaks me out is that the fence is moving closer, and that people just accept it. The UK government has done several things lately that are more than efficient when it comes to giving the government more power, and the people less. The terrorist laws are effectively used by branding everyone who doesn’t agree with their policy as “terrorists”, and like that all their rights has been revoked.

And now they are trying to take over the Internet.

Question: Do you really think that murderers and pedophiles communicate in plain text over the internet?

The obvious answer is NO. You can in 5 minutes time have your e-mail encrypted without no intervention needed (using Enigmail for Thunderbird together with GPG), and the same goes for webpages (over https, secure web connections), and instant messaging (the Jabber standard has the encryption as a core element of the specification, and other layers have been added on top of it, such as PGP encryption and Off-the-record messaging).

So keeping you safe is not hard. Breaking the encryption that is active on your communication tho is harder.

So, assuming you got the ability to think on your own, and answered “Hell no”! to the above question, I’ve got a followup question for you;

Question: Who do you think will get stuck in the governments surveillance net?

Before I answer this question, here’s a clue

If encrypted traffic can not be easily decrypted with todays technology in such a way that it can be done on a large scale basis, what traffic will be understandable to the “sniffers”?

Bingo. We’re talking about grandmother’s pie recipes, your kid doing research about soccer hooligans on the internet, the latest gossip on Facebook, the newspapers you read online, what articles you read in the newspapers online, the forums you visit.

So basically the outcome here is that everybody will be monitored except for the criminals. And people are OK with that. That is scary.

And for those of you that are thinking “but, can’t they do SOMETHING to get to the criminals?” the short answer would be no. The UK has already got a law that orders you to share your encryption keys with the government if they ask for them, or you will get thrown in jail for two years. Which is also scary. First of all, by it being used on normal people. You encrypt something because it’s important to you, and because you don’t want other people to see it. Such as the nude vacation photos of your ex. And here is a law that demands that you reveal these pictures to the government if they ask you to.

Also, we have the guys that ripped of loads of credit cards (we’re talking several million dollars) and upon the police busting them they zapped most of their equipment with a quick-switch to set off strong electro magnets. The rest of it? Tightly encrypted. The sentence if they gave up the encryption key? More than 2 years. Did they give it up? Hell no.

Or, you could go as far as France, in completely banning encryption.

The only thing that is efficient here is proper police work. Do not believe for a second that the number of rapists or murderers that get busted due to your grandmother getting wiretapped will increase. Because it won’t.

What all of this has in common is that it makes the people the victims. The people with nothing to hide are gonna be the ones without privacy. And that’s just plain wrong.